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[aglonby]

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[mellori]

it's not

[ ahhhHHHH ]

i'm just saying i wasn't asking you on a date.
we could study.

[aglonby]

good thing my feelings are wholly intact or my pride might have gotten in the way of saying yes.
to the studying. of course.

[mellori]

i mean no to brag but you probably couldn't ask for a better study partner.
the dating stuff i'm sure there are people better at that.

[aglonby]

yeah yeah top of the class i know.
this would be where if we were friends id say something nice and reassuring like im sure youre just fine at the dating stuff.

[mellori]

i'm not
but thanks for thinking of me.

[aglonby]

im not a TOTAL dick. just sometimes.

[mellori]

i can work with that.

[aglonby]

great! promise i wont ask you to sign any petitions.

[mellori]

wow you really are going all out
i'll warn you right now i'm not sure my opinion counts for all that much anyway

[aglonby]

of course it does every man's opinion counts
and woman's

[mellori]

[ oh. ]

you're not so bad when you say stuff like that

[aglonby]

high praise! i could make an effort a little more often

[mellori]

do you normally not make an effort? jw

[aglonby]

i make a lot of efforts. in different areas

[mellori]

that either sounds really enterprising or kinda dirty

[aglonby]

could be both.

[mellori]

i wouldn't be shocked to find out you're a multitasker

[aglonby]

yeah. never know what i could be doing right this very second while texting you.

[ immediately after: ]

which is a joke before you get all up in arms about it.

[mellori]

oh my god

just don't switch hands

[aglonby]

oops too late.

[mellori]

never never lend me your phone

[aglonby]

someday in the future youll reach for it without thinking. and after holding it in your hands for a couple of minutes horror will dawn on you.

[mellori]

thank you for that very specific very horrible witch's curse

are you that excited about starting school?

[aglonby]

youre welcome i hope you heard it in gnarly old woman voice with that evil cackle at the end.

kind of am. honestly.

[mellori]

i totally did you do a mean impression of a crone

i kinda get it but don't take that as encouragement