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[aglonby]

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[mellori]

that either sounds really enterprising or kinda dirty

[aglonby]

could be both.

[mellori]

i wouldn't be shocked to find out you're a multitasker

[aglonby]

yeah. never know what i could be doing right this very second while texting you.

[ immediately after: ]

which is a joke before you get all up in arms about it.

[mellori]

oh my god

just don't switch hands

[aglonby]

oops too late.

[mellori]

never never lend me your phone

[aglonby]

someday in the future youll reach for it without thinking. and after holding it in your hands for a couple of minutes horror will dawn on you.

[mellori]

thank you for that very specific very horrible witch's curse

are you that excited about starting school?

[aglonby]

youre welcome i hope you heard it in gnarly old woman voice with that evil cackle at the end.

kind of am. honestly.

[mellori]

i totally did you do a mean impression of a crone

i kinda get it but don't take that as encouragement

[aglonby]

picture me taking a bow like a troupe performer.

ive been to school all my life man i dont know what to do outside of it for that long

[mellori]

i'm doing my best not to picture you at all rn

life outside of school is mostly bs unless you have connections which you do so you'll be fine

[aglonby]

are you struggling? interesting

thanks for the encouraging words but id rather work my way where i want to be without using the shortcuts.

[mellori]

i wouldn't say it's interesting so much as a part of that very common phenomenon when you try not to think about something and find it especially difficult

i hate to break this to you hc but you were born with some pretty serious advantages whether you want them or not

[aglonby]

it could also be the fact that im marginally more handsome than most.

yeah money and being a man are pretty high up there. but im also not white and not straight and money does not magically erase that. not that i would want it to.

accidental heart to heart with henry cheng

[mellori]

marginally.

idk where white trash stacks on the scale honestly, but i know it's not the same as being white. or straight.

GOOD! come to the cheng side, adam

[aglonby]

search your heart. you know it to be true.

its not. because being white or straight can define you but being white trash doesnt as youve proven. its just a shitty way of saying you come from a poor environment and its not about who you are. people who think it is wouldnt last a day living like that.

nnnnnooooooooo

[mellori]

i guess you are pretty symmetrical

how come you're so smart about this shit?

[ smart compared to other people like gansey who can't talk about money without sticking his foot squarely in his mouth. ]

its too late youre already there

[aglonby]

thats the nicest thing youve ever said to me.

this is like youre asking me how come i have common sense so im not sure how to answer that.

i feel the pull of the abyss

[mellori]

i'm not a very nice person

never mind forget it

let it happen... just let it happen

[aglonby]

you dont have to be.

some people just dont want or cant see whats around them parrish

all those days, watching from the window, all those years, outside looking in

[mellori]

i'd vote for you cheng

[aglonby]

now THAT'S the nicest thing youve ever said to me.

[mellori]

gotta keep outdoing myself