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[aglonby]

"Yooooo I can't pick up but leave a message please thank you!"

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text at some unholy hour

[oceiteres]

you should come up to my room sometime.

[aglonby]

are you going to give me a tour milady?

[oceiteres]

i could be persuaded. not the five cent tour either. i go all out.

[aglonby]

then i shall look forward to it just tell me when and i will be there

[oceiteres]

do you think you could pencil me into tomorrow night's schedule? i'm sure you're pretty busy.

[aglonby]

oh i am absolutely swamped and signing autographs left and right and people queue just to shake my hands can you imagine but i will tell you that i think there is a little spot of availability just for you in my schedule

[oceiteres]

i feel lucky you'd make time for me, mr. celebrity. maybe you should bring me an autograph. i'll pin it on my wall.

[aglonby]

i will happily sign some headshots for you and your friends i know you are all my biggest fans

[oceiteres]

i'll plaster their bedrooms with them. they're so lucky.

[aglonby]

ok i cant go on i just pictured walking into lynchs room to find my face plastered everywhere and it is more creepy than it is funny

[oceiteres]

all right, not ronan's room. i'm going to punch him in the arm to compensate though.

[aglonby]

you are like my knight in shining armor!

[oceiteres]

thank you. that's very progressive of you, henry.

[aglonby]

of course milady you are a better knight than most men would be

[oceiteres]

that's why i like you. well, one of the reasons. i promise if you need to be rescued, i'll do my best. i can't make any guarantees about white horses or anything though.

[aglonby]

i accept black, grey, brown and any colored horse

[oceiteres]

how about palomino?

text;

[dreamkid]

ronans not coming to the party
sorry

[ HE FAILED YOU, HENRY. ]

[aglonby]

it's ok buddy i figured
are you coming tho

[dreamkid]

hes just like that sometimes
but i'm still going
do you need help setting it up?

[aglonby]

i am glad i will be seeing you there!
there won't be much to do but you are welcome to come and help me out

[dreamkid]

great ok!
just let me know when adn i'll be there

[ And trying not to feel bad about the Ronan thing. ]

[text]

[admemoriam]

[The message consists entirely of a link to this video, with no context or commentary. Henry has clearly been called upon for grave, urgent purposes, and he's the only one Noah can trust with such sensitive material.]

[aglonby]

how did u kno this is one of my favorite vids of all time

[admemoriam]

just intuition
you seem like a guy who appreciates fine art

[aglonby]

oh my god someone who gets it can u imagine if i just wordlessly sent this to gansey or blue
ok officially you're my meme bud
it is done. it is official

[admemoriam]

well i can't turn down an official meme budship
consider it sealed mi amigo

[aglonby]

me gusta
as they (the memes) say

[admemoriam]

you'll have to catch me up
i was dead right through so many good ones

[aglonby]

i have been waiting
ALL MY LIFE.
to be a memeducator

[admemoriam]

i think you just invented a new phd
the first of its kind
you'll be a renowned scholar